Beer jackets and what to look out for....

Christmas is coming and the season of parties is upon us. Of course this means that most of us will overindulge in large amounts of luscious food and, of course, a tipple or two. 

At Red Square Medical HQ, we have a method of categorising drunk people. During our combined careers, we’ve dealt with more drunks than we can remember; it’s easily running into several hundred. What we’ve learnt, amongst other things, is that most people who are drunk fall into one of these categories. 

Now please don’t judge as it is purely observation and also makes for an interesting chat when delivering the STCW Medical training, because we all know at least one person from each category and sometimes… a person can be in multiple categories depending on many other factors, or, we might even have been there ourselves!

Once we have established these categories there is a serious note to this blog so please do keep reading.

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Whatever category your patient falls into though, they are at risk. 


The most obvious one is the physical damage it does to your body both from binge drinking and drinking more than the recommended amount long term. Then there’s the Beer Jacket accidents; the injuries that result from donning our Beer Jackets and feeling invincible, then succumbing to the slips, trips and falls that come with the visual and balance problems we all experience when drunk. 


But what about the mental damage it does to you? Ever woken up and thought "Oh Shit! What did I do/say last night?". The next thing you know you are looking for a new flat in a different town where you can make friends and tell them that you are tee-total. We fondly refer to that as a Rightmove hangover! But it goes further too, as reduced inhibitions and the application of Beer Goggles can lead us to make unwise decisions that can be life changing. 


People drink for different reasons. People get drunk on different amounts. But we do need to make sure someone is just drunk and not actually suffering from something else. 


It’s something that we feel incredibly strongly about, and generally employ the mantra of "they are not drunk until I have proven that drunk is the only thing that they can be".


So what does that mean exactly? Well, there are many things that can mimic being drunk. If we choose to assume they are drunk without due diligence then we are being negligent and not doing the best for our patient.

Hypoglycaemia is a great example. A low blood sugar episode can present with the following signs and symptoms:

  • Sweating
  • Drowsy
  • Feeling shaky or trembling
  • Becoming easily irritated, tearful, anxious or moody
  • Blurred vision
  • Confusion or difficulty concentrating
  • Unusual behaviour, slurred speech or clumsiness
  • Collapsing or passing out

Or, how about a head injury:

  • Headache
  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Passing out
  • Memory loss
  • Change in behaviour, like being more irritable or losing interest in the things around you
  • Problems with walking, balance, understanding, speaking or writing
  • Blurred vision

Do any of these symptoms sound familiar? Both of these conditions can be life threatening so it’s important to be sure of what you’re dealing with. More so because being drunk could cause either of these problems. 


There are so many other issues that mimic the behaviour of being drunk and it is our jobs as care providers to establish exactly what it is we are dealing with so that we can treat the cause correctly. Right down to the alcoholic who thought the antibiotics for her UTI were pain killers and took the whole 3 day course in one go. When we looked up the symptoms of an overdose of Trimethoprim, they included dizziness, nausea, headache, confusion and depression. So was she displaying signs of an overdose, or just her normal state as an alcoholic? 


The moral of the story? Nobody is just drunk until we have proved that they are just drunk by doing a careful assessment on their neurological status and gathered as much information from any bystanders as we can. 


Let’s face it, they may be an aggressive drunk who has been in a fight and been hit in the face and now has a head injury or perhaps they are a disappearing drunk who is actually diabetic and their blood sugar has taken a dangerous drop. Or maybe, just maybe they are just really drunk but feeling sick and we want to make sure that they don't vomit in their sleep and choke on it.


And with that delightful image of the Christmas spirit, we’ll leave you to ponder the types of drunks you have met and which category they fit into…


Have a fabulous and safe Christmas wherever you are in the world!


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